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album title track # track name time
Finest New Reporting 68511 Massive Oil Spill Results In Improved Wildlife Viscosity 0:42
Not for Broadcast 74208 Masturbation News with Doyle Redland 2:19
Unknown 82740 A Family Dog Is Suspected In A Minature Chuck Wagon Disaster 0:46
82742 A Money Storm Hits Palm Springs 0:35
82861 A Money Storm Hits Palm Springs 0:35
82863 A Family Dog Is Suspected In A Minature Chuck Wagon Disaster 0:46
82919 Jews ordered back to Eygpt 0:40
83765 A Fat Man Is Killed In A Wicker Chair Disaster 0:40
83774 A Birthday Boy Admits Accepting Gifts 0:39
83777 A New Railway Line Is Slated To Be Built Straight Up Your Ass 0:37
83792 A New Study Finds College Binge-Drinking To Be A Blast 0:40
83794 Pepsico Marketing Mixup Results In Lemon - Lime Doritos 0:41
83800 The Zombie Corpse Of Scatman Crothers Speaks Out Against Telemarketing Scams 0:37
83801 The Swiss End Neutrality Toward Delectable Pastries 0:37
83802 The Supreme Court Overturns A Car 0:40
83803 The San Diego Zoo Acquires A Chinese Man 0:37
83804 The NYPD Apologizes For An Accidental Shooting, Clubbing, Stabbing Death 0:43
83805 The Midwest Is Discovered Between The East And West Coasts 0:36
83806 The Learning Channel Goes To An All Gilligan Format 0:34
83807 Scientists Discover The Gene That Makes You Eat The Whole Goddamn Bag Of Chips 0:37
83808 A Horribly Awkward First Sexual Encounter Was Quote 'Worth The Wait' For A Pair Of Christian Newlyweds 0:42
83809 Are The SATs Biased Against The Hungover? 0:44
83810 A Ten Year Old Denies Girl Liking Allegations 0:37
83811 A Woman Has Been Injured In A Hostile Makeover 0:37
83812 Alzheimers Victims Demand A Cure For Pancakes 0:37
83813 Amnesty International Demands Gentler Soap For A Political Prisoner 0:38
83814 An Area CEO Doesn't Have Time For This Crap 0:29
83815 Ritalin Cures The Next Picasso 0:37
83816 An Education Department Study Reveals Seniors Rule 0:41
83817 Police Plan To Pillage And Terrify The Community 0:34
83818 Credit Card Metallurgists Unveil The New Polonium Plus Visa Card 0:40
83819 God Proclaims Raspberries Now Even More Berrylicious 0:39
83820 Kodak And Nabisco Apologize For A Drunken One Night Merger 0:37
83821 Nasa Baffled 0:42
83824 An Area Homosexual Thinks He's Still In The Closet 0:39
83958 Jews ordered back to Eygpt 0:40
84343 Streisand 0:37
84346 Zoo Rape 0:41
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