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| album title |
track # |
track name |
time |
| Finest New Reporting |
68511 |
Massive Oil Spill Results In Improved Wildlife Viscosity |
0:42 |
| Not for Broadcast |
74208 |
Masturbation News with Doyle Redland |
2:19 |
| Unknown |
82740 |
A Family Dog Is Suspected In A Minature Chuck Wagon Disaster |
0:46 |
|
82742 |
A Money Storm Hits Palm Springs |
0:35 |
|
82861 |
A Money Storm Hits Palm Springs |
0:35 |
|
82863 |
A Family Dog Is Suspected In A Minature Chuck Wagon Disaster |
0:46 |
|
82919 |
Jews ordered back to Eygpt |
0:40 |
|
83765 |
A Fat Man Is Killed In A Wicker Chair Disaster |
0:40 |
|
83774 |
A Birthday Boy Admits Accepting Gifts |
0:39 |
|
83777 |
A New Railway Line Is Slated To Be Built Straight Up Your Ass |
0:37 |
|
83792 |
A New Study Finds College Binge-Drinking To Be A Blast |
0:40 |
|
83794 |
Pepsico Marketing Mixup Results In Lemon - Lime Doritos |
0:41 |
|
83800 |
The Zombie Corpse Of Scatman Crothers Speaks Out Against Telemarketing Scams |
0:37 |
|
83801 |
The Swiss End Neutrality Toward Delectable Pastries |
0:37 |
|
83802 |
The Supreme Court Overturns A Car |
0:40 |
|
83803 |
The San Diego Zoo Acquires A Chinese Man |
0:37 |
|
83804 |
The NYPD Apologizes For An Accidental Shooting, Clubbing, Stabbing Death |
0:43 |
|
83805 |
The Midwest Is Discovered Between The East And West Coasts |
0:36 |
|
83806 |
The Learning Channel Goes To An All Gilligan Format |
0:34 |
|
83807 |
Scientists Discover The Gene That Makes You Eat The Whole Goddamn Bag Of Chips |
0:37 |
|
83808 |
A Horribly Awkward First Sexual Encounter Was Quote 'Worth The Wait' For A Pair Of Christian Newlyweds |
0:42 |
|
83809 |
Are The SATs Biased Against The Hungover? |
0:44 |
|
83810 |
A Ten Year Old Denies Girl Liking Allegations |
0:37 |
|
83811 |
A Woman Has Been Injured In A Hostile Makeover |
0:37 |
|
83812 |
Alzheimers Victims Demand A Cure For Pancakes |
0:37 |
|
83813 |
Amnesty International Demands Gentler Soap For A Political Prisoner |
0:38 |
|
83814 |
An Area CEO Doesn't Have Time For This Crap |
0:29 |
|
83815 |
Ritalin Cures The Next Picasso |
0:37 |
|
83816 |
An Education Department Study Reveals Seniors Rule |
0:41 |
|
83817 |
Police Plan To Pillage And Terrify The Community |
0:34 |
|
83818 |
Credit Card Metallurgists Unveil The New Polonium Plus Visa Card |
0:40 |
|
83819 |
God Proclaims Raspberries Now Even More Berrylicious |
0:39 |
|
83820 |
Kodak And Nabisco Apologize For A Drunken One Night Merger |
0:37 |
|
83821 |
Nasa Baffled |
0:42 |
|
83824 |
An Area Homosexual Thinks He's Still In The Closet |
0:39 |
|
83958 |
Jews ordered back to Eygpt |
0:40 |
|
84343 |
Streisand |
0:37 |
|
84346 |
Zoo Rape |
0:41 |
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